Second thoughts Twine:
Had Tiger come clean before being hounded,
Could he have escaped without being pounded?
Where’s Tiger Indefinitely Twine:
Tiger’s missing from the scene,
What does “indefinite” really mean?
Endless Tiger Story Twine:
The media still feeds off Tiger’s sad tale,
But the word stew they offer is turning quite stale.
A Tiger Hater Twine:
He swings at Tiger as he would a golf ball,
What drives him has no sweet spot at all.
Tiger Returns Twine:
With Tiger’s announcement the suspense is suspended,
His “indefinite” leave is definitely ended.
Masters 2010 Twine:
The joy of golf is finally back,
Tiger’s in and again chasing Jack
The Canadian Doctor and Swing Doctor Twine:
Tiger’s bulging, Haney’s out
Twitterers have more to twit about.
Tiger’s On Course Troubles Twine:
Speculation is the game, sports writers love to play
And with Tiger now a duffer, they are having a field day.
Tiger Divorce Twine:
Now it’s over, the marriage’s busted
What’s Tiger left with – a swing untrusted.
All in all, a sad story.