Grantland Rice, in his book, the duffer’s handbook of golf, includes a page of humorous “sayings” under the title, “Short Approaches.” I took two of them, “If at first you don’t succeed, try looking at the ball,” and “He who swings and lifts his head, will say things better left unsaid,” and made four line verses out of them.
GOLF OR BOWLING
If at first you don’t succeed,
Try looking at the ball.
But if that doesn’t work for you
Try bowling or the crawl.
NOT FOR ATTRIBUTION
He who swings and lifts his head
Will say things better left unsaid.
He whose putting’s for the birds
Will likely echo the former’s words.
If you would like to try your hand at extending a Twine (a two line poem), try the following:
To be in the hole and not in a rut
With a short one left, don’t rush your putt.
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