In a growing number of U. S. cities, officials have convinced voters to approve a tax on sugary drinks, like those made by Coke and Pepsi. Excess sugar consumption is linked to a growing obesity epidemic (especially in young people) by doctors, nutritionists and public health officials. These taxes are expected to reduce and temper the demand for sugary soft drinks.
All of this got me to thinking about new incentives that might help golfers improve. Here is what I came up with.
A Sugarcoated Solution to Hitting it Wide
Golf pros give tips to stop hitting it wide.
How often we’ve listened and then really tried;
But habits persist, like a head full of lice,
Drives keep on hooking if they don’t slice.
Of late I’ve been reading how sugar is bad;
And sodas deliver more than a tad.
So voters are giving sodas the ax,
The solution straight forward, a sugary tax.
Now thinking again about slices and hooks
What can be done with these fairway crooks?
Maybe an answer that’s never been tried,
Have your pro slap a tax on balls that go wide.
Leon S White, PhD