I woke up this morning before the alarm rang and pretty quickly arranged the following four lines in my mind:
If golf balls could talk
What would they say?
That might depend on
Who put them in play.
So I quietly got up, left my still sleeping wife and headed for my study. In the next hour or so I pretty much completed the poem below. Now I can get my mind back on track and read today’s New York Times.
IF GOLF BALLS COULD TALK
If golf balls could talk
What would they say?
That might depend on
Who put them in play.
Jordan’s ball
Might explicate
On why all the pleading
When it’s too late.
Nicklaus’s ball
Might just tweet
‘Bout the good old days
When it couldn’t be beat.
Michelle’s ball
Might take a chance
And comment on
Her putting stance.
Tiger’s ball
Might make no sound
It’s bored after all
From sitting around.
Michelson’s ball
Might try to lay claim
To Lefty’s success
In his brilliant short game.
Tom Watson’s ball
Might talk a ton
‘Bout the five British Opens
The Champion Golfer won.
And,
Bubba’s ball
Might just complain
That it never goes straight
And is always in pain.
So,
What about your ball,
What about mine?
They might just keep silent
And that would be fine.
Leon S White, PhD
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